Jokes and Riddles

Here, you can read jokes and riddles and laugh your heads off! Have fun!

The Doctor Joke

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I'm seeing double!"

Doctor: "Okay. We'll be with you in a second. For now, go sit on the couch."

Patient: "Which couch???"

Why'd the tomato blush?

Q: Why was the tomato blushing?

A: Because he saw the salad-dressing!

Sky Diving!

Q: What is the hardest thing about sky diving?

A:The ground!

Hockey Money

Q: What did the hockey player do when the robber asked him for all of his money?

A: He gave him a check!

UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse then finding a worm in the apple you just bit into?

A: Only half of a worm!

Invisible Patient

Nurse: "There is an invisible patient in the waiting room."

Doctor: "Tell him that I can't see him right now."

Tricky Riddle

If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and you get rid of all but one of them, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

Miley Mandy Show w/ Jokes

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