Jokes and Riddles
Here, you can read jokes and riddles and laugh your heads off! Have fun!
The Doctor Joke
Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I'm seeing double!"
Doctor: "Okay. We'll be with you in a second. For now, go sit on the couch."
Patient: "Which couch???"
Why'd the tomato blush?
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because he saw the salad-dressing!
Sky Diving!
Q: What is the hardest thing about sky diving?
A:The ground!
Hockey Money
Q: What did the hockey player do when the robber asked him for all of his money?
A: He gave him a check!
UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What's worse then finding a worm in the apple you just bit into?
A: Only half of a worm!
Invisible Patient
Nurse: "There is an invisible patient in the waiting room."
Doctor: "Tell him that I can't see him right now."
Tricky Riddle
If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and you get rid of all but one of them, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
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